A Prayer for Boys Who Don't Turn in Homework

My mother, who art in anger,

I will wash thy car.

My judgment come.

Thy will be done-- at home,

as it is in la escuela.

Forgive me this day, for my neglect.

And forgive me for acting lazy.

I promise to do my homework daily.

As I wash away each spot, 

I will think about my duty.

For my arms are tired,

My pants are wet,

and I’m getting kind of hungry.