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My oldest was like that when he was a toddler. The best thing we ever bought was one of those telescopic-handled electric little vacuum cleaners. He vacuumed ALLL day and when he wasn't vacuuming he was using diaper wipes to wipe everything down. But now, sadly, his room looks like a hurricane went through it. Enjoy it while you can!
ReplyDeleteThe binky in his mouth while performing his specialty chores is priceless!
ReplyDeleteNote to self: invest in telescopic vacuum and more binkies. Cute baby, clean house.
ReplyDeleteOur LG loves to clean, too...okay, when he's not smearing pancake mix everywhere (but he swears that was an anomoly)...what a cutie!
ReplyDeleteSend him here. We just packed out and have more dust bunnies thn he'd ever know what to do with!! How adorable!
ReplyDeleteHe is adorable! I like the "no pants included" fine print but it looks like he does come with jean diapers...
ReplyDeleteSometimes you just gotta rock a blue jean diaper...
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