If you take a boy to the fair, he'll get hungry and ask for something deep fried to eat.
If you buy him a deep fried Twinkie, he'll get thirsty and ask for a lemonade.
If you get him a lemonade, he'll spill it all over himself and cry for a new cowboy hat.
If you buy him a new cowboy hat, he'll have to see the horses.
If you show him the horses, he'll ask to ride an elephant.
If you refuse to let him ride an elephant, he'll ask to fly instead.
If you let him fly, his brother will want to fly too.
If you let two boys fly, the other boy will want to swing.
If you let that boy swing, the other two will ask to ride a roller coaster.
If you let those two ride a roller coaster, the other one will ask to ride a helicopter.
If you let two boys ride a helicopter, then the third boy will ask to go down a slide.
If you let him go down a slide, you will run out of money.
If you run out of money, you will have to leave the fair.
If you have to leave the fair, a boy will cry.
If a boy cries, you will be disappointed that you spent $150 at the fair and no one is happy anymore.
Don't be disappointed. Get rid of cable.
Funny!
ReplyDeleteAh, the joys of meltdowns because the fun has to come to an end. The fried Twinkie has me intrigued. Did you try one?
ReplyDeleteI had a bite of the boys' Twinkies. They were delicious. The creamy filling is melted and oozes out of the sponge cake which has just the perfect amount of crispiness. You should definitely try one next time you find yourself at a fair.
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